Furry 101

It’s easy to get carried away with explaining all the facets of  a furry con. A bad opening line, for example would be:

“Do you remember that CSI episode when they had those guys in the mascot suits having an orgy?”

A better introduction would be:

It’s a Science Fiction and fantasy convention. They have a guest of honor who [insert G.O.H. autobiography].

Tip: Play up the social aspect and optionally, the Pizza.